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Perry: I don’t believe it!
Where is he whole lot of them?
Don’t they know that we’re landing soon?!

Perry: Here you are!
Atlan: Uh, Hi Perry!
Perry: We’re landing in Düsseldorf soon and no one’s on deck! Instead everybody is celebrating a merry party!
Get ready, otherwise the Jedi-Con will start without us!
Auris: Killjoy!

Caption: Interplanetary Spaceport Düsseldorf 

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Droid: Stop! You get no entrance to the Jedi-Con!
Perry: What? Why?
Droid: Show your biometric passports!
Perry: Why?
Gucky: Hey!
You don’t need to see our passports!
Droids: Uh, oh! Why?!
Perry: Thanks, Gucky. The next time, shoving aside will do fine.
From the Off: A force-sensitive Ewok!

Gucky: Do I look like an Ewok? I’m a Mousebeaver!
Yoda: Hm, ... interesting!
Gucky: I’m the savior of the universe!
Yoda: But that’s I am already!
Gucky: No, that’s me!
Yoda: No, me!
Gucky: Me!
Yoda: Me!
Obi-Wan: Perry Rhodan and his Crew! Welcome to the Jedi-Con!
Perry: Master Kenobi! Thanks a lot for the invitation! It’s an honor.
Obi-Wan: The honor is all mine!

Obi-Wan: Well, let’s go in ...

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Caption: In the hall ...

Obi: Master Skywalker is unable to come. The Dark Side of the Force came in the way.
Perry: That’s a pity. I was looking forw... Hey!
Trooper: Move along!
Trooper: Order from the imperial High Command:
The Con will be held in an orderly way.
Orders of the 501st are to be followed!
Violations ... bla bla bla
Perry: ?!
Obi-Wan: Long story. I’ll tell you that later by a glass of blue milk.

Leia – Shira
Leia: That’s my Bikini!
Shira: It’s only borrowed, honestly! Otherwise I wasn’t allowed to come along.

Han – Atlan
Han: ... And the women on the smuggler-worlds ...
Atlan interrupts: Ah, don’t tell me something about women. In the last 10.00 years I had ...

Boba Fett – Alaska
Boba: You have never seen me without my mask!
Alaska: The people, who haven’t seen me without my mask, wish they hadn’t.

Darth Vader – Gucky
Vader: I feel a lot of anger in this pet.
Gucky: Watch out, bummer!
Perry from the Off: Gucky!

Perry: There’re our seats!
Audience-commentaries:
Robert, old he has become!
Horst!
I have a bad feeling about this!
We want the show! We want the show!
The chances surviving a Jedi-Con are 3720 to 1!
In the past, we had more tinsel!

Caption: Perry Rhodan and his crew wish you a great time at the Jedi-Con 2010! Star Wars Rocks!